Hey! Leave My Lawn Alone!

This post contains content that may be considered inappropriate for those under 13 years of age.

We don’t need no vegetation,

We don’t need no grass to mow;

Dump the gravel in the front yard.

“Xeriscaping is really cool!

Hey, landscapers! Leave my lawn alone!

I applauded him. “You are so good at that.”

“Good at what?”

“Making up songs on the spot that work.”

He continued on, but ‘jazzed it up’.

Hey! Hooker! Leave that dick alone!

All in all we’re just a-nother dick in the hole- wait, what?”

I rolled my eyes at him, forgetting I had sunglasses on, while he laughed.

“Are you wondering what prostitution and xeriscaping have to do with each other? It’s because we’re raping the land!”

I clapped slowly and sarcastically. “Wow, Ed.”

It’s this kind of humor that gets him in trouble. I like it, though.


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